What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:55

Diamonds Are Forever
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why am I so tired of the keto diet?
Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why do White people love dogs more than humans?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
How can I remove decimals in math?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
In the last 500 years, have there been civilizations whose cruelty matched that of Nazi Germany?
Dr No
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What are some dirty secrets of Indian (Bollywood, etc.) actors and actresses?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III